Jack the Jumper

August 3, 2009

In case you didn’t already know, I am a multialented little man. In addition to my dashing good looks and my exceptional verbal prowess, I am also a one man band/dance troop. My parents have been watching America’s Got Talent this summer and they’ve got some pretty talented kids on there. That being said, Im pretty sure none of them can hold a candle to me.

Note: Why would anyone ever hold a candle to someone else in the first place? That just sounds mean (and painful).