April 30, 2009
My life can be tiring. Sometimes even my helpers, Mom and Dad, get tuckered out by my crazy pace of life. As you can imagine, I like to live it up. I’ve been known to party late into the night on occasion. In fact, just last night I was up at 4AM, still rockin’ hard. Obviously, when you go at life with such vigor you eventually pass out from exhaustion and I, of course, am no different. Here I am zonked out with each of my parents. I’m not sure why they’re tired. I’m the one always awake and wanting to party!
I guess I better go now. Mom and Dad just fell asleep five minutes into two hours of TV they were hoping to watch. I think they could use some rest. Maybe I’ll let them sleep in until 6:30AM tomorrow…or maybe not.
April 29, 2009
Early in the morning, during my daily push up routine, I sometimes experience a unique sensation. It is often accompanied by some interesting noises that have resulted in a new nickname. What can I say? If the name fits… (Just make sure your sound is turned up.)
April 28, 2009
A few decades ago a little lady named Lucy took a job as the Vitameatamegamin girl. Every night my parents feed me vitamins. I’ve been practicing my facial expressions in hopes that I’ll one day be the next great Vitameatamegamin infomercial star. Keep in mind, the only tastes I was familiar with before this stuff were milk and Baby Dreft (detergent…I love to lick blankets) so these vitamins are blowing my mind!
April 27, 2009
In another round of this semi-monthly post, I am opening up the vault of my life long photo shoot. You can always find the best pictures of me here on the blog but, believe it or not, I am a real person just like everyone else. I do occasionally get caught in unfortunate poses.
I’m not exactly sure what’s going on here. Am I supposed to be some kind of monkey boy? Or maybe the Godfather?
I try to be nice about all of the picture taking but sometimes you just get fed up. The big celebrities occasionally get caught yelling at the paparazzi. I guess I’m no different. “Hey, you with the camera, back off before I drop a load in your lap!”
Check out my portfolio from week seven and week eight (a.k.a. lots of pictures of me!)
April 27, 2009
My Daddy doesn’t like to brag on himself so I guess it’s up to me to do it for him. I sported this fun little number the other day. “If you think I’m cool, you should see my daddy!”
This was the first day I wore jeans. My Dad wears jeans a lot at home. He has one pair that are his “cool” jeans. Maybe he’s so old he’s only allowed one pair. I think all of my jeans must be cool jeans. (My Mom’s jean’s are cool too. Even though she’s my mom, she doesn’t wear Mom Jeans.)
April 25, 2009
The weather today was so nice that I thought I’d go out and about for a while. I called my personal driver, threw on my shades and put the top down to enjoy the breeze. It was very refreshing!
Afterward, I stopped to pose with a few of my biggest fans. I would have offered to sign some autographs too, but I didn’t have a good pen at my disposal, not to mention that I haven’t quite mastered my ABCs yet.
I’m working on developing my personal John Hancock this week. Once I figure it out, if any of you would like an autographed 8×10 of the print below, please send your request, along with a self-addressed, stamped envelope, to :
The Most Awesomest Guy In The World
P.O. Box 12345
StinkingAwesome, Illinois 67890-12345
April 24, 2009
Hey friends and family. I’m coming to you live from my crib. Not my real crib of course. I mean crib more in a macro sense. For those of you who don’t speak “street” the word crib means house. Anyway, I just thought I give everyone a shout out tonight on my two month birthday!