Today marked week number five in my, thus far, totally awesome life. My parents and I went to the office for a while this afternoon and good times were had by all. Well, at least good times were had by me. I mainly just cried and slept but it was still nice to get out for a while.
This afternoon was fun but this morning marked the real news. I had my second doctors visit. Prognosis: I’m a total stud! That’s right. They measured me up and down and I am off the charts awesome. Now for a quick rundown of my bio:
- Height: 23 3/4 inches – 100th percentile…that’s right. I’m taller than 100% of babies. That means you!
- Weight: 11 pounds, 14 ounces – 97th percentile. I know, you might say I’m slacking here allowing 3% to pass me up but I’m trying to keep trim. Gotta keep that body mass index down to eliminate the flab!
- Head Circumference – 100th percentile. When you’ve got a rockin’ bod like mine, it is only natural that you’re going to get a big head 😉
And now, feast your eyes on my giant, rippling muscles. Ok, maybe they aren’t muscles yet but they will be one day. Then you really better watch out!